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October 4, 2013

LEFFLER: The whole country's gone crazy

Lockport Union-Sun & Journal — Former New York Yankees player and manager Yogi Berra was a magician with words. Some of his quotes are downright legendary.

“Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.” 

Math was apparently not his forte.

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

Or physics.

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”

This actually makes sense to me.

As you can see, many of Berra’s quotable quotes are oxymoronic. Despite what it may sound like, an oxymoron isn’t a follower of Billy Mays. It’s a figure of speech that contradicts itself.

My absolute favorite, though, has got to be “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”

I’d like to think that Berra’s sayings were meant to be ironic. I hope he was smart enough to realize the humor in a saying like “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”

But sometimes people say stupid things without realizing how stupid they sound. Such was the case Tuesday morning, when a Republican congressman discussed the fact that many Americans were having trouble signing up for the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) because the exchange websites were flooded with visitors eager to learn more about — and possibly purchase — insurance under the healthcare program.

“Seeing how poorly this has been implemented, I am surprised that Harry Reid and Senate Democrats are willing to shut down the government over a law that simply is unworkable, unaffordable, and increasingly unpopular,” Kansas Rep. Tim Huelskamp said.

Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert said it more succinctly. “Too many people signing up is always the surest sign that nobody wants it.”

Except that Colbert was kidding. And I don’t think Huelskamp was.

Republicans keep hammering the theme that they’re willing to shut down the government on behalf of the American people in order to do away with that dastardly Obamacare thingy that no one wants.

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