Lockport Union-Sun & Journal — Once a day — at most — my OCD pays off and there’s mail in the box. Thursday afternoon it paid off at about 3 p.m. when I had a catalog selling Christmas decorations.
Now, I love Christmas. Always have. I’m sure I always will. From the day after Thanksgiving until Dec. 25, I listen to Christmas music, eat Christmas cookies, gaze at my beautifully lit Christmas tree and basically bask in the glow of the season of good will.
But from Dec. 26 until Thanksgiving day, I steer clear of Christmas. I cringe when I see Christmas decorations in January, unless they’re on the clearance shelf. And I cringe just as much when I see them in September.
I’m guilty, as my family knows, of whistling Christmas tunes in July. It’s a signal that I’m particularly happy. But it’s an unintentional reflex, not something I do consciously.
Now, I understand that in order to get people to buy their Christmas stuff in order to wrap presents in time, they have to order them early. But September? It’s just too early.Scott Leffler is frequently random and usually annoyed. Both are easily seen on Twitter where you can find him @scottleffler.