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Karen White-Walker

WHITE-WALKER: Move over, Barney

You know when people are hilarious? When they don’t know they’re hilarious. One such colorful character lives in my little, sleepy lakeside village and at first, I thought I was the only one who saw the parallel between this hysterically funny man and fictional Deputy Barney Fife. ....more>>

  • WHITE-WALKER: When you have daughters ...
    “You pray a lot,” confided an anxious father to me. “It’s an angry world and I wish I could shelter forever my sweet, peaches-and-cream little girls.”
  •  WHITE-WALKER: Yours until ...
    Ladies, have you ever been out to dinner, and when you’ve been plied with just one glass of wine that you can’t even handle because you’re a wimp, you lean over, gaze into your husband’s eyes and ask, “If there’s one thing, darling, you could change about me, what would it be?”
  •  WHITE-WALKER: Parting a path wider than the Red Sea
    Why must the whole world suffer because of those jerks who were maybe dealt a crummy cut in life and they take it out on everybody else?
  • WHITE-WALKER: Memories of Dr. Muscato
    It’s uncanny and ironic that just about three weeks ago I had decided to write an article about Dr. George Muscato.
  • WHITE-WALKER: F. Scott Fitzgerald in the shadows
    When was the last time you received a handwritten invitation to a birthday party held at the opulent 186-year-old Van Horn Mansion? The gold-colored card read: Theme — White roses and Ivy. Colors — Peridot green and Ivy. But when it said, “Please wear vintage clothing,” that’s where I lost my husband completely.
  •  WHITE-WALKER: Sister, remember when?
    It must be terrible for all you non-Catholics, agnostics and especially atheists to have read last week’s column and not relate to it in any way. How dreadfully boring. And now look, here I go, writing again about nuns because I left everybody hanging last week with a continuation.
  • WHITE-WALKER: Dinner in the barracks
    When out-of-town relatives come for extended visits, our family throws a big bash when they arrive, and an even bigger celebration when they leave. Gee, did I want to say that? It sounds like their departure is better than their arrival, and that just isn’t so.
  • WHITE-WALKER: Comin' through!
    Oh, those summer picnics that we wait for all year round, but for what? Every year, aren’t your spring and summer expectations so high?
  •  WHITE-WALKER: A strip, strap or slingshot?
    Last week’s column about my aging parents really resonated with many of you readers, and it was reassuring that I left you with encouragement because of my desperate and daring mom’s latest “last chance beauty aid” purchase.
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