Lockport Union-Sun & Journal — Math isn’t my thing. I’m more of a words guy. But I’m pretty good at simple arithmetic. I can add 2 and 2 just as well as the next guy. And some things just don’t add up.
Who does Rob Ford think he is, anyway? The mayor of Toronto admitted to smoking crack cocaine. He also admitted to buying drugs within the last two years. Does he resign in disgrace? Of course not. While many in Canada have suggested he go to rehab, he said “no, no, no.” Instead he’s going to run for re-election.
The vast majority of Torontonians — 72 percent, in fact — call Ford’s insistence on remaining in office “not acceptable,” according to a new Ipsos poll. Of course the only poll that counts is the one on election day. But still.
Does Ford think he’s the mayor of an American city? Say, Washington D.C.? It’s been said that only Nixon could go to China and only Marion Barry could smoke crack and get re-elected. Of course, Barry had a valid excuse. B**** set him up. It’s worth noting that America’s most famous crack-smoking mayor still serves on the D.C. city council.
Does Ford think he’s Charlie Sheen? The movie and TV star admitted in 2011 to smoking crack. While his crazy antics lost him his “men card,” he didn’t lose a step career-wise and actually picked up a lot of new followers through the ordeal. I rather imagine that Rob Ford hopes to be “winning” in the near future. Oddly, I note that Sheen tweeted something of a love note to Ford on Thursday (http://tinyurl.com/n93w95j) apologizing for the media portrayal of the mayor.
Really, I have no idea what’s going on up in Canada but it sure is fun to watch. Honestly, it’s just fun to watch another country look stupid for a change.